O my God the US President elections are getting weird and weird.
Queen Elizabeth has promised her followers that she will authorize the UK to attempt to take over the Us if Donald Trump is elected President in November!
The Queen released her message through the Buckingham Palace which stated, “Should Mr. Trump be elected we will take back America by force and place it once again under colonial rule.”
The D.C. Brief reported that the announcement received a lot of positive support, however, a lot of critics are thinking that the Queen is trying to take advantage of the support from those who don’t like Trump after a petition that called the banning of Trump from entering the UK which had received over half a million signature.
Meanwhile, the Queen has been gathering her armed forces to prepare for an invasion in November. She is even hoping that President Barack Obama will be able to disarm America by saying that “They won’t be able to have another Revolution without their guns.” They are even getting together a new look designed by Stella McCartney. She said that “we’re going with the classic Red Coat look but with a 21st Century edge to it.”
Her Royal Highness is also hoping that the current President Barack Obama succeeds in the disarming of the American people saying, “They won’t be able to have another Revolution without their guns.”
Fashion designer Stella McCartney has been tasked to design a new Red Coat uniform should the invasion go ahead.
“We’re going with the classic Red Coat look but with a 21st Century edge to it,” Stella said today.