I can wait there to leave.

If they are people of word they will leave, but they are not.

With Donald Trump's victory in the 2016 presidential election, many celebrities may be forced to make good on their promise to leave the country if the real estate mogul became president.

Here's a list of celebrities who are making arrangements with their travel agents today:
1. Jon Stewart - Comedian

"[I'm] getting in a rocket and going to another planet, because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers."
2. Chelsea Handler - Comedian

"All these people that threaten to leave the country and then don’t — I actually will leave that country."
3. Miley Cyrus - Singer

Cyrus said she's "Gonna vom/move out da country" if Trump wins.
4. Neve Campbell - Actress

Campbell vowed to move back to Canada if Trump wins.
5. Lena Dunham - Comedian

"I love Canada. I think that it’s a great place, and there’s an area in Vancouver that I find beautiful and appealing, and I can conduct business from there."
6. Cher - Singer/Actress

"If [Trump] were to be elected, I'm moving to Jupiter."
7. Al Sharpton - Activist

"I’m also reserving my ticket to get out of here if he wins. Only because he’d probably have me deported anyhow."
8. Spike Lee - Director

9. Barbra Streisand - Singer

Promised to move to Australia or Canada if Trump wins.
10. Amy Schumer - Comedian

"My act will change because I will need to learn to speak Spanish. Because I will move to Spain or somewhere. It’s beyond my comprehension if Trump won."
11. Samuel L. Jackson - Actor

"If that motherf*cker becomes president, I’m moving my black ass to South Africa."
12. Natasha Lyonne - Actress

13. George Lopez - Comedian

"If he wins, he won’t have to worry about immigration. We’ll all go back."
14. Raven-Symoné - TV Host

The talk show host promised to move to Canada "if any Republican gets nominated."
15. Whoopi Goldberg - Comedian/TV Host

"Maybe it’s time for me to move, you know. I can afford to go."
16. Bryan Cranston - Actor


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  1. GoodBYYYYYYYY! Cause none of them have done shit! 80% comedians! There ain't nothing finning anymore. GET your asses OUT! WHO gives a damn if you leave. I know I won't miss you.